* DANCE in the DARK *

cause when he's lookin she falls apart

9 August 1985
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I'm not going to lie. I like a lot of really random things. Some of my favourites include Lady Gaga, Paula Abdul, and Chelsea Handler. If that doesn't scream weirdest combination ever, I don't know what does. Oh, and I have an obsession with British actresses, British culture, British flags - pretty much anything that comes from the UK. I'm slightly vain, and I can't wait to be married to a famous gay male actor (yeah, you read it right) so I can be his beard wife and have about a zillion horses and some hot Ferragamo Stilettos. Weird, right? Well this is me:

I've lived a crazy, whacky life in New York City for nearly five years now (with some hardcore time spent living in Los Angeles, only three blocks away from MILEY CYRUS, no less). I've had celebrities buy me drinks, danced on a Broadway stage, came close to being decapitated (while simultaneously being told I was gorgeous) by Janice Dickinson in a hot nightclub sprawling with gay men and Drag Queens.

Don't be deceived, my life in New York/Los Angeles isn't all kittens and rainbows. There have also been many excruciatingly painful downs; I've been fired from my job, homeless, slept outside of a Broadway theatre because of said homelessness, been poor and depressed, and not to mention, stalked for blocks while trashy scum-of-the-earth men threaten to rape and kill me - Welcome to my side of the story ;-)

ab fab, absolutely fabulous, angelina jolie, autumn, balenciaga, ballet, barbra streisand, barrel racing, beaches, bellatrix black, bellatrix lestrange, bikinis, bridget marquardt, brittany pozzi, california, chai latte, chanel, changeling, charmayne james, christian lacroix, christian loubiton, christine baranski, clinton kelly, coach, coffee, d list, dance, dirty rotten scoundrels, disney world, disneyland, edina monsoon, emily blunt, emma pillsbury, england, fall, fishnets, fosse, foxfire, french and saunders, gina gershon, girl interrupted, glee, greece, gucci, hannah montana, harry potter, helena bonham carter, helena peabody, holly madison, horses, hudson leick, icons, italian greyhounds, italy, jayma mays, jennifer saunders, jillian michaels, joanna lumley, julie andrews, kathryn hahn, kathy griffin, katy perry, kerry ellis, kodama, l word, la, lady gaga, laguna beach, laura bell bundy, laura michelle kelly, lea michele, legally blonde, leighton meester, lindsay lohan, london, long hair, los angeles, louis vuitton, lucy lawless, madonna, mamma mia, manhattan, mary poppins, matt morrison, matthew morrison, melinda clarke, meryl streep, michelle pfeiffer, miley cyrus, nailpolish, new york, new zealand, newport beach, nicole sullivan, on the d list, orange county, paint horses, paris, patsy stone, pole bending, prada, pumpkin spice latte, quarter horses, rachel berry, rachel shelley, renee o'conner, sandra bullock, santa barbara, scamper, seattle, sherry cervi, socal, stacy london, starbucks, stephanie j block, surfing, sushi, tap, the fame, the fame monster, the hills, the l word, the oc, times square, tina fey, title of show, tory burch, wet hot american summer, what not to wear, will and grace, wonder woman, writing, xena, xena warrior princess